Finally, a shirt that speaks your language—just not in reed. Flaunt your woodwind superiority with this bold, pun-packed proclamation that you, proud flutist, don’t need no stinkin’ reeds to make beautiful music. While clarinetists are soaking their sticks and oboists are shaving slivers of bamboo like tiny lumberjacks, you're just out here vibing with your silver stick and free-blown freedom.
Perfect for band geeks, orchestra nerds, and anyone who’s ever smugly assembled their flute in 3 seconds while others are still arguing with their spit-soaked reeds.
Wear it to rehearsal. Wear it to sectionals. Wear it in front of your oboe friend and watch them squawk in envy.
Warning: May cause spontaneous giggling, side-eye from double reed players, and an uncontrollable urge to play scales in 16ths.
 
 
100% nerd-approved. (Also 100% cotton)

Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching.
- Seamless design minimizes fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and provides comfort.
- Crafted from specially spun fibers for durable, smooth fabric.
- Ethically made from 100% cotton, certified for quality and safety.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat